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My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay
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Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
How do y’all get shit done???
and I thought MY handwritting was impossible to read. Geesh.
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Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
kim jongdae has a personality that’s 2737728 times more beautiful than his face and his face is carved by angels you know what im trying to say
yixing and junmyeon both approach a door. they stop at the same time “after you” junmyeon says “no after you” yixing insists “haha after you” junmyeon replies “oh no after you” yixing responds
tao pushes past “after me” he says
baekhyun pushes tao while copying him mockingly “after me”
Sehun fabulously struts past “no bitches, after me”
PRETTY MUCH THIS MINUS JOONMYEON
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
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